News of the Weird

Okay, so I've learned that someone found this site by doing a "Matt Larson spunk" Google search. What the hell is that!? And that's all I have to say about this.

So. Yesterday was another defeat. Never got to Brooklyn's St. Patrick's Day parade. I did land in an Irish pub, though. Knocked back several jars of Guinness before calling it a day. That was my big Sunday. Jealous?

That's it for me. I'm outta here.