Better not tell you now

So. I've made some dumb decisions lately. Not "so I thought, when will I ever get back to Haiti" dumb, but pretty damn stupid. To prevent this going forward, I will henceforth consult one of those black, 8-pin-bowling-sized fortune-telling balls -- yep, the Magic 8 ball -- before doing anything. This is the best decision I've made in ages. You may rely on it.

Point of contention: Bats are not smart simply because they use radar. Discuss amongst yourselves.