He Came; He Stank; He Was Asked to Leave

Well, today was another defeat. Not only did I bust a shoelace on the only pair of shoes that I've got with me at my current sublet as I scrambled to get my sorry ass to work this morning, but I also threw on a shirt that I only later discovered was soiled. God, I was really the stinky kid at the office today; people were gesturing at me. I'm a wreck.

In better news, I'm working on a script for the pilot of a new series: Law & Order: Goon Squad. Let me tell you, it will be awesome. I've also pitched Are You Smarter than a Retard? to Fox; I like my chances. There's a buzz; people are talking. No guff.