Mattpower

Here's a list of jobs I've held since graduating from college in 1992. I'm sure I'm forgetting at least a few. If you have a longer list (relative to time elapsed), I'd suggest you simply give up and beome a rent boy/hooker. Unless you already have been or currently are a rent boy/hooker; if so, I will buy you a USPS Postal Exam study guide. Go to work!

Purchasing Finance Trainee (w/ Ford Motor Co.)
Beertender
Barback
Waiter (very briefly)
Dishwasher
Operations Trainee (at a financial services firm)
Stockbroker (for two days)
Janitor
Animal Care Technician
Customer Service Associate
Front Desk Clerk (at a dive hotel)
Fact-checker (freelance & staff)
Associate Editor (fact. check the masthead!)
Freelance writer (well, sort of)
MIS Tech
Shipping Clerk
Facilities Management Associate
Clipping Service Clerk (for two hours)
Student. Several times, several different schools. I made it a job!
Handyman
Landscaper
Dope Dealer's Assistant (helped him harvest a crop; it paid quite well)
Bookseller
Temp Textbook Clerk
Researcher (for a construction trade pub; I was really a telemarketer, but I was called a researcher)

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In no way related, I'm watching the Westminster Kennel Club dog. I think I watch because there's a chance that a dog will go berserker and start humping some guy's leg or bite the head off a Chihauhua or something. That would make up for having to see all those fat lady dogtrainers in cheap sequined pantsuits. I'd love to have these broads do a "beauty" pageant. There would NOT be a swimsuit competition. There would be fetching and barking competitions. I may sell this idea to Fox.