Note: I apologize for the previous post about puking in the sink of a bar's bathroom; this is a family site, and I crossed a line (albeit a very fuzzy line that I couldn't walk). I was gooned on P.B.R. and really can't be held accountable for any of my bloggered actions (fact; book it). I blame society. Yeah, society. And Taylor Hicks. God, I hate that guy.
Gratuity
I remember when this same
sasssy beertender told me
the same stories about the same
little town, and how it was then.
“Those were such boring days,”
she repeats as I slump further
down against the rail and deeper
into my drink; I notice the same
smile and the same
way of pressing against the bar,
her same busty smile.
With a wink,
she proves that she
doesn't care that I’ve
been listening.
He’s buying it,
as I did. Suckers.
We’re the same kind
of sorry suckers.
Jaysis, isn’t it all the same; yes,
of course I’ll have another
Same again
Same again
9 comments:
Monkeys apologize.
Who's worse: Taylor Hicks or Fantasia? It's a mind-bender.
Monkeys cry, too. And fling feces at each other. Which likely explains the apparent fecal matter I may or mayn't have observed on the mirror above a sink in a restaurant that I was puking my guts into. You can NOT trust a Bathroom Monkey to actually get the job done; likely, the simian bastard is dragging his wormy ass along the mirror -- just for spite -- like a dog does (that shit streaks, man, unlike Windex). Monkey hate clean!
Taylor Hicks is worse than Fantasia. Taylor "Sackless" Hicks. End of fucking story.
Who's worse. Taylor Hicks or TMC.
Different reasons, but that's a stumper for sure.
Who's worse. Taylor Hicks or TMC.
Different reasons, but that's a stumper for sure.
Taylor Hicks sucks ass. Fact. I don't watch American Idol, but I've had to see this guy do his "sing/dance" routine. Holy fucking crap: he makes the baby Jesus cry. He's the devil! The devil! Dude, Taylor Hicks is your bitch, TMC. Let's git him.
And by "git him," I mean, let's serve him to the servants. Or Clay Aiken. Pk'em.
Which brings up the final pk'em: Who's worse -- Hicks or Aiken? I vote for the latter, but is there really a winner between losers?
Meanwhile, yer poetry doesn't suck. But why is it that the word "poetry" makes me itch?
I think the O in poetry needs an umlaut. Toughen that shit up; Motörhead it, in other words.
Hicks or Aiken, Hicks or Aiken... hmmm. Can we force them to fight to the death? Cage match? I'd like that.
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