I Am Gobbo. Hear Me Roar.

If there's a worse show than Blue Collar TV, I don't ever want to see it. I'm just not a fan of watching slack-jawed yokels make jokes about being slack-jawed yokels. In fact, I'm just not a fan of slack-jawed yokels. Period. If you watch Blue Collar TV, you are probably a mental defective. Hee-yuck!

I'm also upset today because I got the following response to a Craigslist ad I posted to try to find an apartment sublet.

I have 4br,3bath,front yard pool and garage in the {Candler} area im looking to rent free to someone neat, responsible, hardworking and trustworthy too, pls email me only if you still looking for a place. i hope to find someone soon. nothing is free , there is always a catch but im sure this is the best offer and i hope interests you if you fit my demands. pls serious inquiries only!

Jason Lewis.

What a douchebag. His subject line was "Hello !!!" I shit you not. Yes, there was a space between the O and the first exclamation point. Here's the perv's e-mail, in case anybody feels like sending him an e-mail to tell him that they aren't looking for a place, and his "demands" can go straight to hell: lewis_jason002@yahoo.com.

Gobbo out. Call me I.R. Pissed tonight.