2007: The Year of Gobbo

Things I hope to make so in 2007....

Buy a sweet remote control car.
Ride a go-cart.
Find and photograph an albino dwarf.
Kick a white guy with dreds right in the nuts.
Do a push-up and a sit-up simultaneuously.
Try to read the non-sports sections of the newspaper.
Kick it sudoku school.
(this is a developing story; stay tuned for updates)

Yeah, these aren't noble goals. So what? Don't preach to me, fatso.