Sunday, December 31, 2006

Thoughts on the imminent arrival of a new year

Austin Millbarge: We need a plan.
Emmett Fitz-Hume: Let's play dead.

In no way related (okay in some way related), I'm convinced that the Hussein that got hanged in Iraq on Friday was not the actual Saddam but one of his many lookalikes. That's my theory. Impossible to debunk. I'm quite sure I saw the real Saddam working the counter at my local Taco Bell. The perfect cover. I bet the fuck spit in my chalupa. I'll kill the fucker for that.

1 comment:

Angry John Sellers said...

Chalupas suck. Gorditas are the way to go. Unless Hussein's behind the counter.