If there is a better record than U2's Joshua Tree, I want to hear it. No. I don't want to hear it. Cuz it's airing would cause the world to implode. It would have to be the voice of God. And I don't mean Alannis Morissette. (Sorry, Kevin Smith). I also really like Wilco's/ Billy Bragg's Mermaid Avenue. That shit rules. Still. U2. Best band ever? Bono's kind of a cunt. But we get past that easily. This band has done it, brought it -- cohesively -- for three decades. The Stones can't say that. Aerosmith can't say that. AC/DC is close, but...

Bullet the Blue Sky is quite possibly the best song ever. U2 DID it here. It's perfect. It's like Soundgarden's Fell on Black Days. Beautiful AND Sublime. But Bullet isn't even the best song on the record. Mad. GENIUS.