Cripple Fight!

Okay, not really. No cripple fights. But I would be curious to know if a llama could beat a kangaroo in a square-go. I'd root for the llama, I think. Doesn't Fox run some sort of reality series of animal fights? Fox boss Murdoch is Aussie. He could get a 'roo. It might be tougher to get a llama into the ring. But they should try. The winner gets to fight Lindsey Lohan. Cage match.