At least it wasn't a gerbil...

I swear I saw a guy walking a leashed Guinea pig earlier today. I mean, it had to have been a Guinea pig. It was unbelievable. It looked like this. I almost stepped on the rodent, actually. Probably would have been putting him out of his misery. All the delis around here have resident mouse- & rat-killing cats, so if that lame-o led his pig into a shop the fuzzy little bastard would've gotten battered. I really should have stepped on him when I had that chance.