An actual news headline today. From the New York Times.

"Some black music lovers prefer hipster styles and the rock scene, even if it makes them outsiders." (source)

Wow. That is journalism. Here's a story I'm working on. "Some white people prefer to wear dreads, even if it makes them complete assholes and hated by everyone." Who knew?

Meanwhile, here is further proof that we are on the verge of losing the use of actual English to communicate for a language composed entirely of emoticons. One day, the following e-mail message I received in response to a housing wanted ad I posted on Craigslist will be considered the missing link in lingusitic evolution.

i have an Apt to let out,get back if you re still on the look out.k
Hype

Seriously, I don't even know why I get out of bed anymore.