Wow, another ridiculous e-mail from Ticketmaster this a.m. Subject line: Don't miss the Wiggles. Fuck the Wiggles. I hope the Wiggles go straight to hell. Ticketmaster too. Still, they're pretty much the only outfit that sends me e-mails that are in no way related to penis enhancement. Wait: perhaps I need to find out what the Wiggles are....